| Let other secret orders froth at the mouth about spiritual development, psychic powers,
greater mysteries, lesser mysteries, the whole bit! We'll put it to you straight: How
much are you willing to pay in order to become fabulously rich? Well, logic would dictate
that in order to be a millionaire you would have to pay a fortune, no? (Are you still
following us? Good.) More over, in order to attain total power you have to give us your
total submission. It's as simple as that. Let others rant about N-rays, alien space gods,
and stupid ol' Hellenic goddesses that nobody ever heard of. We'll spare you that. In our
neatly ordered hierarchy you are never told anything you don't need to know.Don't clutter up
your brain with confusing claims, and don't bite off more than you can chew.
|| Scientific studies show that the average person can chew only a third of
a cup of old rubber bands at one time and they had better not swallow! Yuck. What a taste!
We supply you with brand new bands of vegetable fiber that work nearly as well as but which
are totally edible! Gosh, here we are fixating on food again. Guess it's getting to be supper
time. Well, before you buzz off, please follow our advice. Investigate what it really means to
be immortal, to be all-powerful, to be altruistically Machiavellian. Once you've done that we're
certain you'll come running to us for help. There's no hurry. We've got all the time in the world.