BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI MOTORCYCLE CABAL
 
APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP
 
Fill out the questionnaire below as completely and accurately as you
possibly can. Your answers will be kept strictly confidential. Use black
ink only. Do not erase, cross out, white out, or otherwise "correct" any
"mistakes" you make. You have 23 minutes. GO!
 
PERSONAL DATA
 
Name:
Address (physical):
 
Address (E-Mail):
Telephone:
FAX:
 
Motorcycle(s):
Average miles ridden per week:
Average 100+ mile trips per year:
Level of motorcycle maintenance/repair performed by yourself:
 
Religious/philosophical beliefs:
 
Political/social orientation:
 
Outstanding vices/virtues:
Physical attributes:
Identifying birthmarks, tattoos, etc.:
 
What benefits to you expect from your membership in the Illuminati MC?
 
 
What benefits can the Illuminati MC expect from your membership?
 
 
What are you rebelling against?
 
PREFERENCES
(List some of your favorites in each category)
 
Vehicles:
Stories/Books/Authors:
 
Films/Directors:
 
Music/Musicians/Albums:
 
Historical/Fictional/Mythological Personages:
 
Slogans/Sayings/Mottoes:
 
Art/Artists:
 
Food/Drink/Ingestibles:
 
Sexual Practices:
 
TRUE OR FALSE?
 
You are claustrophobic:
You tend towards excess:
You have an aversion to the sight of your own blood:
You have a fear of fire:
Motorcycle ownership is a form of demonic possession:
186,000 miles per second is a law we can live with:
The first internal combustion vehicle was a cage:
 
COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS:
 
Two wheels good, ___
Let those who ride ___
You're either on the bus ___
Nothing is true, ___
Do what thou wilt ___
Love is the law, ___
You are no longer a ___
There is no enemy ___
Ewige ___
Non illegitimati ___
Slack is the goal of every ___
Subvert the ___
'Tis an ill wind ___
Brian Jones died ___
 
MULTIPLE CHOICE
 
The Trojan War was started by:
___ Helen   ___ Paris    ___ Eris   ___ Zeus    ___ Aphrodite
 
The Great Seal of the United States was designed by:
___ George Washington   ___ The Men In Black    ___ The Freemasons
___ Adam Weishaupt    ___ All of the Above
 
The number of cylinders in a BMW R26 is:
___ 1   ___ 2   ___ 3    ___ 4    ___ 5
 
The A.I.S.B. was founded:
___ 1982   ___ 1776   ___ 1907   ___ 1118    ___ 1962
 
Every significant number is a multiple of, divisible by, or otherwise
related to:
___ 1   ___ 2   ___ 3    ___ 4    ___ 5
 
I HEREBY SWEAR that the above is true and accurate to the best of my
knowledge. I understand that if I have deliberately falsified any
information that my punishment will be swift and terrible.
 
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