BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI MOTORCYCLE CABAL APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP Fill out the questionnaire below as completely and accurately as you possibly can. Your answers will be kept strictly confidential. Use black ink only. Do not erase, cross out, white out, or otherwise "correct" any "mistakes" you make. You have 23 minutes. GO! PERSONAL DATA Name: Address (physical): Address (E-Mail): Telephone: FAX: Motorcycle(s): Average miles ridden per week: Average 100+ mile trips per year: Level of motorcycle maintenance/repair performed by yourself: Religious/philosophical beliefs: Political/social orientation: Outstanding vices/virtues: Physical attributes: Identifying birthmarks, tattoos, etc.: What benefits to you expect from your membership in the Illuminati MC? What benefits can the Illuminati MC expect from your membership? What are you rebelling against? PREFERENCES (List some of your favorites in each category) Vehicles: Stories/Books/Authors: Films/Directors: Music/Musicians/Albums: Historical/Fictional/Mythological Personages: Slogans/Sayings/Mottoes: Art/Artists: Food/Drink/Ingestibles: Sexual Practices: TRUE OR FALSE? You are claustrophobic: You tend towards excess: You have an aversion to the sight of your own blood: You have a fear of fire: Motorcycle ownership is a form of demonic possession: 186,000 miles per second is a law we can live with: The first internal combustion vehicle was a cage: COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS: Two wheels good, ___ Let those who ride ___ You're either on the bus ___ Nothing is true, ___ Do what thou wilt ___ Love is the law, ___ You are no longer a ___ There is no enemy ___ Ewige ___ Non illegitimati ___ Slack is the goal of every ___ Subvert the ___ 'Tis an ill wind ___ Brian Jones died ___ MULTIPLE CHOICE The Trojan War was started by: ___ Helen ___ Paris ___ Eris ___ Zeus ___ Aphrodite The Great Seal of the United States was designed by: ___ George Washington ___ The Men In Black ___ The Freemasons ___ Adam Weishaupt ___ All of the Above The number of cylinders in a BMW R26 is: ___ 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 The A.I.S.B. was founded: ___ 1982 ___ 1776 ___ 1907 ___ 1118 ___ 1962 Every significant number is a multiple of, divisible by, or otherwise related to: ___ 1 ___ 2 ___ 3 ___ 4 ___ 5 I HEREBY SWEAR that the above is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge. I understand that if I have deliberately falsified any information that my punishment will be swift and terrible. ____________________________________________________ ________________ SIGNATURE (in blood) Date
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